I'm a freaky sex addict that likes to have fun who smoked with your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing? 

[  ] Red = loud

[  ] Green = stupid

[x ] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[  ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[  ] Black = emo

[  ] Stripes = funny

[  ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[  ] Other = hot- bare footed 

[  ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie

[  ] Skirt/skort = skank

[  ] Corduroy = homosexual

[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid

[  ] Ripped jeans = emo

[  ] Cammo = cage fighter

[] Jeans = prep

[ ] PJs = pimp

[  ] Cargo = clown

[ ] Sweats = athlete

[  ] Boxers = brat

[  ] Booty shorts = female

[  ] Capris = Gangster

[  ] Nothing = hoe

[  ] Dickies = weirdo

[  ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ X] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[  ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[  ] Blonde = with a broken heart

[   ] Black = with a sexy smile

[  ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[x ] Red = that likes to have fun

[ ] Brown = who loves to be different

[  ] Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[  ] Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[  ] 1 = who ate

[ ] 2 = who needed

[  ] 3 = who killed

[  ] 4 = who shot

[] 5 = who killed

[x ] 6 = who smoked with

[  ] 7 = who banged

[  ] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[  ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ] 10 = who cuddled with

[ ] 11 = who slept with

[  ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man

[ ] 02 = a dog

[  ] 03 = a shoe

[   ] 04 = a toothbrush

[  ] 05 = Santa Claus

[  ] 06 = The Trojan man

[  ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur

[  ] 08 = a prostitute

[  ] 09 = a porn star

[  ] 10 = a bag of weed

[  ] 11 = my lover

[ ] 12 = a glass of milk

[  ] 13 = a horse

[  ] 14 = a lesbian

[  ] 15 = a stripper

[  ] 16 = a pickle

[  ] 17 = a jew

[  ] 18 = a homo

[  ] 19 = an orange

[  ] 20 = my mom

[  ] 21 = a homeless guy

[  ] 22 = a whore

[  ] 23 = my crush

[ ] 24 = an easter egg

[  ] 25 = a jar of honey

[  ] 26 = a condom

[  ] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[  ] 28 = a french fry

[ x ] 29 = your dealer

[  ] 30 = Paris Hilton

[  ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ] White = because I love marijuana

[ ] black = because I'm sexy as hell

[   ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ x ] blue = becauseI have AMAZING boobs

[  ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

[  ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[  ] Purple = because I'm gay

[ ] Gray = because I got dared

[  ] Other = because that's how I roll-  no shirt on at all

[  ] Green = because I'm good in bed

[  ] Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[  ] Brown = because I had to