I can has illness? Yes...I can.

I'm sick. 

Again.

With the same thing.

Again.

Damn stomach flu.

This is the fourth time this semester the stomach flu fairy has decided to visit me. What the hell am I  doing to get this all the damn time?  I never got sick in high school.  I was a good kid in high school though.  I didn't stay up super late and sleep through school, I ate pretty healthy instead of eating junk, then fasting and restricting for days, and I didn't smoke like a freight train.  I have a feeling my poor choices are the reasons for my health issues.  I mean it makes sense.  

Doesn't make me feel any better though.  I am bitter as hell.