So a WARNING!!!
I have never been an exceptional writer...ever. I suck.
There you've been warned. Read anything I post at your own risk.
Now that I've gotten that out of the way...
My friend Sam blogged about her boobs. I feel the need to tell the world about my boobs since the world can't really see them. The world can definitely see Sam's boobs. I'm not saying that's a bad thing...big boobs are hot. I'm just saying that I enjoy my small chest. That's right, I love my teeny tiny boobies. Small boobs come in handy. When I'm working out a sports bra is more than enough to contain my B cup sized breasts. I don't have to deal with that annoying bouncing-up-and-down thing most D cup breasted women deal with. AND, my boobs don't get in the way of dirt bad fun. Sometimes big boobs just get in the way during sex. I have never had this issue.
You know who else likes my small boobs...
My boyfriend likes my small boobs! I have found him ladies!!! The man who likes a small chest. He thinks my tiny boobs are perfect. He thinks everything about me is perfect though...he's in love with me he's totally biased...oh well.
Holy shit! How many times did I use the word "boobs" in this post...
boob count: 11